Friend: “Ugh. I still have unpacked boxes.”
Me: “Girl! What’s taking you so long? You’ve been there 10 days already! I’ll drive down this weekend and help, okay?”
Friend: “You realize that’s not going to make me unpack any faster, right?”
Me: “Yeah, but the margaritas will sure make everything better!”
I have plans for the weekend! A true military wife knows not to sit on her thumbs at home the day before The Husband comes home.